- Hasn't anyone heard of closing the God damn door?
- No for the third time I didn't see the cat, okay?
- She's your daughter, you deal with it!
- Do your homework or I'll ring your little neck!
- Shhh... shh, you hear that?
- If that damn cats in the garbage again I swear to God!
- Shit, that's him get the fucking cops over here.
- Every since he took office the street have been filled with degenerates.
- Who's got to pay the bill? Me!
- The remote didn't just disappear, Louise!
- So go check it out I'm eating!
- Is it those cats again?
- Who's out there?
- What's that?
- No horror movies tonight they scare me, how about a romantic comedy?
- I'm going out for Ice cream.
- This neighbourhood is completely safe, hasn't been a mugging in 8
- Who wants pizza?
- Walter those damn raccoons are rooting in the garbage again.
- I saw somebody outside.
- It's that peeping tom again.
- Don't worry sweetheart it was all a deal there's no boogieman.
- Don't go out there its dangerous!
- Sweetheart there's nobody in your closet it's all in your head.
- It was just a nightmare.
- No one is ever going to hurt you, you know why? Because I love you.
- Harold, someone's outside.