Smilies
Idle - Heard a Noise - Searching - Quit Searching - Spotted Cash - Found Dead Hunter - Checking Dead Hunter - Seen Cash Hiding - Chasing/Fighting - Begging For Mercy - Mouth of Madness - Doing Time

Idle

  • Nasty, smelly, wriggly, Mr. Witchety man!
  • Why my shoes? Plenty of other shoes out there! Why mine?
  • Witchetty, witchetty, witchetty, witchetty!
  • Bones, bad bones, black bones, lazy bones!
  • Going to get his head juice see how he likes it, that's what I'm going to do.
  • I bet he's wriggling around here someplace all white and fat and full of head juice.
  • I can't face another night without my shoes. I don't know why they have to take them away.
  • Them bones, them bones, them dry bones.
  • Stop it, all shouting at once.
  • Ah come here boy, good boy.
  • Witchetty, witchetty man!
  • Where's a good boy? Where’s a good boy.
  • Head juices, head juices!
  • I said stop getting smaller.
  • Where is the chorizo salad?
  • Dog legs, dog legs, fetch, fetch, good boy, there's a good boy.
  • Big bones!
  • More champagne, anybody?
  • Dog legs, dog legs!
  • Sardines, red salmon, crawfish.
  • Only one way out!
  • Only 2 dollars 99, only 2 dollars 99!
  • Going to be sick, don't want to be sick, going to be sick, don't want to be sick!
  • Going to the park on Sunday, park on Sunday, going, park!
  • Go away, I don't want to talk to you, go away.
  • No, no, no, won't listen, don't want to, I don't.
  • Baby, I'm so sorry, I never meant to..
  • I don't believe any of you, you go away, go away.
  • No leave.
  • Screw him.
  • Hear me!
  • I can smell the roses, can you smell the roses?
  • Can you feel him on you're skin? All cold and dead?
  • Big surprise, that's what they said, big surprise!
  • Get it out; get it out my damn head.
  • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I caught a fish alive.
  • Head is so tight Fug can't think straight.
  • Fug's mouth dry and sore, need red, foamy salty goo!
  • Hello? Hello? Who talking to Fug?
  • Moronic pedant!
  • Now, here, ooh.
  • You think we should run away, but Mr. Starkweather said Fug must stay.
  • Big surprise that is what they said, big surprise!
  • Flies go away; you always want to follow Fug.
  • I said go away flies. Your buzz, make Fug head all fuzz.
  • Fly in Fug's ear ha, ha.
  • Fug is here, Fug is here.
  • Breaking bones, breaking face.
  • It's Fug.
  • Shut up, shut up.
  • I don't care if those ungrateful bastards hate the borsht, they can damn well dump it.
  • 1, 2, buckle Fug's shoe, 3, 4 cut up a whore.
  • So many voices!
  • What time do you call this to come stumbling home.
  • Stupid, drunken, two-timing, lazy, worthless, unfit father!
  • I drive him to it; he can't help the way he is.
  • I just wouldn't shut up. Nag nag nag, he had no choice but to beat me to death with that crowbar.
  • Girl's where are you girls, don't be afraid of your daddy.
  • Raspberry waffles, strawberry waffles, blueberry waffles.
  • Come on honey just breathe, I'm sorry honey.
  • Men, sick selfish bastards, always putting their dicks first!
  • Getting drunk, fucking whores, neglecting his family!
  • She just pushed him too far, he was drunk.
  • You shitty two timing bastard!
  • Oh I want to touch them, touch, touch, touch!
  • He's probably screwing one of the caterers upstairs.
  • Elizabeth, come over here.
  • I'm sorry Mrs. Starkweather. Our guest seems to have locked himself in the wash room.
  • Oh you must meet the Cunningham’s.
  • Of all the nights to have the AC break down!
  • Sometimes I wonder why I invite all these ungrateful idiots at all.
  • Please let the mousse hold out, I should have ordered a cooler.
  • Spilled red wine on the Persian!
  • I don't know what the Cunningham’s will think... sigh... oh well.
  • Well everything is going swimmingly.
  • Everything's going OK, thank god, even the caterers seem to have their heads screwed on.
  • I believe you've met everyone.
  • Red, need red, Fug like red!
  • Dear me where is that woman when you want her?
  • Darling! They're playing our tune.
  • Why I look divine? I thank you so much; it was just something I threw together.
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Heard a Noise
  • Come on make more noise, make more noise.
  • I heard you, you nasty wriggly witchety man.
  • I know the sound of my own shoes asshole.
  • Hey I hear my shoes, my shoes!
  • Was that a wiggle my witchetty man?
  • Where are my shoes? Where are my damn shoes?
  • Head juice!
  • Nurse, nurse!
  • Witchetty? Witchetty?
  • Come to papa.
  • Dog legs!
  • Who said that?
  • Somebody at the door!
  • Grubbily grubbily, grubbily, wriggly, squiggly witchety man!
  • You think Fug stupid?
  • Fug want to go, promise to break him!
  • Coming through!
  • Coming, ready or not!
  • Fug know where you are!
  • I'm a ready body.
  • Huh?
  • What that?
  • Something else Fug smell funny, no not Fug.
  • That new toy?
  • I'm warning you, you drunk, stop trying to freak me out.
  • I'm tired of you're drunken games honey come to bed, huh.
  • I don't like these games, honey; you're starting to scare me.
  • You better not have brought that slut back here.
  • Not under this roof, and not in front of the kids.
  • Oh, you've been with her again haven't you?
  • Barry, is that you? Are you drunk again?
  • I'm a rabid bunny!
  • Fly and Fug here!
  • We're all dying to hear your amusing anecdotes.
  • I know where you've been Barry; I know you've been at that bitch’s house again.
  • Kid's I think you're father's home.
  • Is that you trying to sneak into this house? Drunk again?
  • I can hear you, fumbling around the back door like a drunk bum.
  • Kids, go upstairs, I think your dad's home.
  • Kids, come out kids, its ok, it's safe now, I promise it's safe.
  • Stay right there, I'll be right over darling.
  • Was that the door?
  • More guests now?
  • Mmm, Fug!
  • Oh what now?
  • I beg your pardon?
  • Excuse me?
  • I beg you pardon?
  • You'll have to excuse me.
  • Oh my.
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Searching
  • I feel the wiggling. He's wiggling.
  • I know you're here.
  • I know you've been drinking Barry.
  • Big bones, I want big bones.
  • Where are you boy, where are you boy, where are you boy?
  • Where are you, you weasly, wichetty scum bag!
  • I know you're here; you left a trail of head juice.
  • I recognise these shoe prints; they're made by my shoes!
  • I'm going to find you and I'm going to squeeze all you're head juice out yes I am.
  • I think you are here watching Fug.
  • Something else must smell funny, no not Fug.
  • I can tell this little soiree is headed for disaster.
  • Fug tear him new asshole.
  • Pull out his worm stuff.
  • Come on, give Fug clue.
  • Come out, not fair.
  • You making Fug angry.
  • Give me your head juice.
  • Head Juice.
  • I'm a vegetarian; you think you're so marvellous?
  • No more, hide!
  • Fug gonna tear the place apart.
  • Let me at him.
  • Kids can you see your father? Because he is around here some place drunk again.
  • Girls keep an eye out for your father he is playing up again.
  • Honey, I know you're here someplace, girls go back up to bed and don't you dare come back down.
  • I'm going to take the kids; I swear I'll do it.
  • I'm taking the kids to moms and this time I am not coming back I swear.
  • You think she can give you something I can't, do you Barry? Do you?
  • I'm at the end of my tether Barry, I really am.
  • Barry, Barry!
  • Hey, I hear my shoes, my shoes!
  • Did you meet her on the Internet?
  • There are just so many people, who are just dying to meet you.
  • Filth slut, I know you can hear me, filthy slut.
  • I can't be expected to do everything can I? Well can I?
  • Could I get everyone's attention? Our guest of honour is going to entertain us.
  • We’re all dieing to hear your amusing anecdotes.
  • I'm sorry but I simply won't put up with this kind of behaviour.
  • You look simply divine.
  • Lock or lobster, lock work roast!
  • I'm going to find you, I'm going to squeeze out all your head juice, yes I am!
  • Don't blame you hiding away.
  • My big night and no one is going to take that away from me.
  • My guest of honour seems to be making himself scarce tonight.
  • Now I simply won't stand for sulking!
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Quit Searching
  • [Out of breath]... Ah damn...show thief.
  • No, bastard.
  • [Out of breath]... Windy, windy!
  • [Out of breath]... Huffy, puffy, huffy puff!
  • Lost all lost to the clockwork crows.
  • Where are you?
  • Shed you're skin and slip it underneath deep water, you can't wear it forever.
  • You come here.
  • Hide away, no!
  • Come out here!
  • Where? Where are my shoes? Where are my damn shoes?
  • Come to Fug!
  • Slippy bastard get away from me, need friends!
  • Where's smiley people?
  • Lucky man!
  • Wanna play with me?
  • Let's just work this out, oh Barry let's just work this out.
  • I found the receipt in your pants.
  • You made a vow for life. Two faced bastard!
  • I've been waiting up for you, you no good two timing bastard.
  • I'm sorry kids, you're dads left us.
  • I tried to help you Barry, I did, I really did.
  • Oh Barry I loved you, we all love you.
  • Oh good riddance you vicious bastard.
  • I'm going to my mothers.
  • You whore!
  • Get it out; get it out of my damn head.
  • I saw you with that whore.
  • I'm sorry but this isn't that kind of party.
  • Really this has got quite out of hand.
  • This is a disaster.
  • Where are all the guests? This is a disaster.
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Spotted Cash
  • There he is, wriggling his squiggly witchetty ass.
  • Hey everybody he came.
  • Hey who are you? Hold on ain’t those my shoes?
  • Hey, wait a minute!
  • He's over there and he's got my shoes on!
  • Big bones, big, big bones!
  • Peek-a-boo!
  • Kids, kids, come out its okay.
  • Peek-a-boo, I see you.
  • Hello, Hello, Hello.
  • I can see him; he's loosing all his petals.
  • Fug going to Fug you up!
  • Oh my stars, you look simply divine.
  • Kids call the sheriff daddy's been drinking again.
  • That slut has finally kicked you out huh?
  • Fug, see shitty man!
  • Kids your daddy has finally come home, he must be finished fucking that whore.
  • Barry you're home, I was worried to death.
  • Here he is stinking of drinking and that woman.
  • Caught red handed canoodling with that bitch.
  • I can't really blame her, but you.
  • Have you no shame?
  • That slut has finally kicked you out, hah?
  • Who said that? I don't care for open criticism I'll have you know.
  • I see you.
  • Woohoo, witchetty man
  • There's the monster. Get him!
  • There you are!
  • He's over here, come on I'll introduce you to everybody.
  • Drinks anyone?
  • We got you, we got you.
  • Are those my shoes?
  • Oh you are popular aren't you?
  • There's always the best socialising in the kitchen.
  • Everybody here ok for drinks and nibbles?
  • There's a good boy, dog legs.
  • Hey, who are you? Hold on, aren't those my shoes?
  • Dinners nearly ready to be served!
  • Come on chop, chop, there's plenty to get through.
  • Oh, time for Fug to play doctor!
  • Time to play? Time to play! Fug coming!
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Found Dead Hunter
  • They're not yours. They're simply not yours.
  • Mr. Witchetty here, I'm not lying this time, honest.
  • Nurse, please believe me, he's here, I can show you.
  • This is wrong, this is wrong.
  • Hey everybody come to my party, hey.
  • My gang, my gang!
  • Filthy slut, I know you can hear me, filthy slut.
  • Help, help, help!
  • No, no, no!
  • My friends!
  • Fuck, damn, fuck, damn, fuck!
  • Get help, get help!
  • Dead boy!
  • Oh dear, dear, dear, oh dear.
  • He's leaking all over the floor.
  • Come and see what Fug has found.
  • Smilies, smilies!
  • Fug, need help!
  • People come and help the Fug.
  • Get him.
  • There's the bastard, get him.
  • Fun begins ha, ha, ha, ha.
  • Fug here to help!
  • Shitty man!
  • Sooooh! Smilies come, come, come, come!
  • Gather around everybody we're going to play some games.
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Checking Dead Hunter
  • I don't want this guy's shoes.
  • Hey, he didn't take this guy’s shoes!
  • Mr. Witchetty man sucked out all his head juice.
  • Let's all lay down like this guy, maybe he's onto something.
  • Lazy bones, Lazy bones..
  • Hey no one at home?
  • There's always one drunkard to spoil the whole evening.
  • Looks like someone else has overdone the punch!
  • You take a rest pal; we'll find the filthy thief.
  • All he had to do was give them back, just kick them off and give them back.
  • Hey wait a minute these ain't my shoes after all.
  • Ha, ha, ha, what do you know there his shoes!
  • Playing games, hah, he's playing games.
  • Broken eggs!
  • Spilt milk!
  • I don't want that guys shoes.
  • Touch him yeah, yeah!
  • You can't dance now ha, ha, ha.
  • Laces, somebody should do up his laces.
  • Can I play with him?
  • Can I sit on his face?
  • Lights out, lights out, lights out!
  • Splat, splat!
  • Fug very angry now, very angry!
  • Oh, I want to touch him.
  • Stupid bitch got what she deserved.
  • Didn't know what she was getting herself into.
  • Oh Barry what have you done?
  • You mess with a married man you get what you deserve slut!
  • I have no sympathy for a home wrecking whore like her.
  • He doesn't mean too, really he doesn't he just got so drunk and angry.
  • Oh Barry why did it have to come to this?
  • You dumb bastard you, you poor dumb bastard.
  • I don't believe you got an invite Enrico.
  • Oh dear, I hoped this soiree would be drug free.
  • My God, they're dropping like flies.
  • The party must go on.
  • Passing out before the main course really this is just too much.
  • There's always someone who has to be the centre of attention.
  • We can hide him in the conservatory away from the other guests.
  • Some people just don't know how to drink with any moderation.
  • I told you that punch was too strong.
  • Well I guess the party had to start winding down at some point.
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Seen Cash Hiding
  • Those are my shoes, my shoes!
  • Come here shoes thieving bastard.
  • Bad dog, Bad dog.
  • Party time!
  • Ha, ha, you not fool Fug.
  • Want your inners for my soup.
  • Hah, Fug find you, Fug find you.
  • No one hide from Fug forever.
  • Fug coming to get you!
  • Punish.
  • Weakling!
  • Little piglet!
  • Barry don't think I don't know who you been with.
  • Don't try hiding out there in the garage, I dumped your liquor.
  • Come on Barry, at least have the courage to face me, we got to talk about the kids.
  • I'm throwing out all your shit and changing the locks!
  • Just stick your head in the sand while your kids grow up afraid of their own father.
  • What are you afraid of, huh? The truth, that’s what.
  • Not enough guts to face you're own wife.
  • That's right Barry hide behind you're friends.
  • Come out a face me you cheating bastard.
  • Come on out, come on.
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Chasing/Fighting
  • Nurse, he's got my shoes! He's got my shoes!
  • Wakey, wakey!
  • My shoes, give them back now, you show thieving bastard.
  • There, there go to sleep.
  • Oh no, no, no, not my head juice, your head juice!
  • Just give up the damn shoes, you crazy ass shoe thieving, shoe thief.
  • Give me you're head juice.
  • I know you ain't dead witchetty man wiggle, wiggle!
  • You shit!
  • I'm a runny bunny.
  • Pu, punch it, chewy.
  • Run!
  • Stop now.
  • Chase ha, ha, chase.
  • Dad... stop dad stop!
  • Swallow that twice.
  • He stopped.
  • You tried to hurt Fug.
  • Why you angry at Fug?
  • Fug had more pain before.
  • My turn now little soft man!
  • Oh dear, don't worry. I have something to deal with this sort of thing.
  • Fug enjoy, Fug enjoy.
  • Come here.
  • Where you going?
  • Come back here to Fug.
  • Stop running away.
  • Slow down.
  • There go shitty man Fug chase.
  • Oh, Fug break him too soon.
  • Get up, play with Fug.
  • Hey Fug not finished get up, get up.
  • You pretend, Fug know you pretend.
  • Fug take warm squiggly things now.
  • He dead, not Fug fault!
  • No more, hide!
  • Come to Fuggy.
  • Come here, come here.
  • Stay in your rooms kids, Mommy and daddy have to talk.
  • Barry stop, I'll scream and neighbours will come running.
  • My shoes, give me my shoes back you shoe thieving bastard.
  • That's the last straw Barry it's gone too far I'm calling you're councillor.
  • You just can't help yourself can you? You cheating bastard.
  • This is the last time you get away with this, do you hear me?
  • Don't you dare touch me!
  • Beat up on your wife show the world what a big man you are.
  • I'm faking I always faked it and I'm faking it now!
  • I think you're pathetic, the kids think you're pathetic.
  • I just wanted to introduce you to the Hetherington’s.
  • Oh yeah, you're the best, you're the best, you're the best.
  • Is this how you treat that slut? That whore?
  • I've had it up to here with you sleeping around.
  • You can't leave me Barry, and you won't leave me.
  • Thought you'd play the field huh? You need a little space?
  • Is this how you like it Barry is it? Is it?
  • You had to humiliate me in front of my friends with that slut.
  • The best years of my life you bastard!
  • I've had it up to here with your sleeping around.
  • Run away like you always do, but the problems won't go away you bastard.
  • Oh that's right just go running back to that slut.
  • Think of the children! You can't run out on them.
  • You know it's wrong that why you won't face me, you coward.
  • Two timing, bastard!
  • You're pathetic, pathetic.
  • Wife beater!
  • Useless failure!
  • Call yourself a father.
  • This isn't considered polite behaviour, security.
  • Everybody! This philistine is about to leave!
  • I simply won't have my guests behaving like this.
  • Hope you don't mind me stealing him from you for a while; I'll bring him straight back!
  • Is it the moose? The table arrangements?
  • Come on darling lets air out laundry after the guests have gone hmm?
  • Let not have a falling out in front of the guests.
  • I just have to run around like this.
  • Always rushed off ones feet no matter how well planned.
  • It's my party and you'll die if I want you too.
  • Have another turnip and another and another.
  • How dare you wear the same daring ensemble as me?
  • I hope you choke on it.
  • Do you have any idea how long it took to prepare all of this.
  • That hyperactive moron will ruin everything!
  • Running around, again!
  • A party like this doesn't just plan it's self you know?
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Begging For Mercy
  • I just wanted my fucking shoes.
  • Aha, I'm sorry I lost my shoes mommy, I'm sorry.
  • Witchetty, witchetty!
  • You want my head juice fine take it.
  • Have I offended you? The asparagus is overcooked? The roopfor too swaggy?
  • There's a good boy, there's a good boy, there's a good boy.
  • But I don't want to be fooled by you're wiggly kids, Witchetty man.
  • Nurse! Oh god...Mr. Witchetty got me, he's got me!
  • Service, I demand service.
  • It's the witchetty man, help, Help!
  • You can't have my head juice, you can't.
  • Look, just give me back my God damn shoes OK?
  • Please, just give me back my damn shoes.
  • Why my shoes huh? Why mine?
  • No!
  • Don't want to play no more, don't want to play.
  • Please no, no, no, no, no, please.
  • Get off me, get off me, get off me!
  • I ain't a candle don't snuff me out.
  • Noooo!
  • Stop, just stop.
  • Shit, no, shit.
  • You don't, you love me!
  • Bastard, you ba...
  • Do it, do it now.
  • Fug waited so long for this moment.
  • Stop Fug now.
  • Time for Fug to sleep!
  • It's ok Fug happy now.
  • Stop, stop...
  • It hurts, it hurts.
  • What you doing huh?
  • You like play with Fug?
  • Please Barry stop, I love you.
  • No Barry think of the kids, think of the kids.
  • I only ever wanted the best for you, for us!
  • Why are you doing this please Barry calm down.
  • It's the drink Barry; think about what you're doing, please!
  • No Barry not in front of the kids, no!
  • Help me somebody please, its Barry he's high on liquor again!
  • No Barry, not this again please god somebody help me.
  • Baby I'm sorry...
  • Please accept my heart felt apologies.
  • I'm sure you don't need reminding that murdering your host is a terrible [foopa?]
  • Please, let me go and mingle, my other guests will be getting jealous.
  • Just get your coat and leave.
  • This isn't the last of this.
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Mouth of Madness

Requesting door to be closed:

  • Stay boy, stay boy, close the gate!
  • Oh no, you're not leaving this house to see her, girl's! Lock that door.
  • Oh, you worthless stupid drunk! Lock that door!
  • Da door! Shut it, shut it!
  • Stay boy, stay boy, close the gate!
  • Rarrrgh! Close door! Close door!
  • Fug see little man! Close door! Close door!
  • Close the gate, and stop that wriggly Witchety man.
  • Don't let that philandering scum ball out of here, close the gate!
  • He's gonna get away with my damn shoes! Close the door!

Requesting door to be opened:

  • He skipped off to see that whore again. Open the door kids.
  • Where's nasty wriggly Mr. Witchety? Open the door!
  • Barry? Barry? Where is that shit? Open the door!
  • Fug can't see funny man, open door, open door!
  • I can't see Mr. Witchety, open the door!
  • I think Barry's sorry kids, open the door!
  • I think Barry's sorry kids, open the door!
  • Big bones! Open the door! Bones!
  • He hide from Fug! Open door!
  • Open door so Fug can go and see!
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Doing Time
  • Look like it up to Fug, Fuuuuug!
  • Fug gonna finish this!
  • Fug gonna make you sorry!
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