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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:12 am 
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so me and my friend were thinking about stealing a pig from a farmhouse nearby and while he fucks a dead shark i'm gonna fuck the shit out of a live pig! who else is with me?!?!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:13 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:38 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:17 pm 
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I wouldn't... Really though this is random lol


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:38 pm 
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What type of pig are we talking about?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:09 pm 
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brianmayhem wrote:
so me and my friend were thinking about stealing a pig from a farmhouse nearby and while he fucks a dead shark i'm gonna fuck the shit out of a live pig! who else is with me?!?!


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:17 pm 
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Da fuck?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:29 pm 
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That's fucked up.. Raping an innocent animal.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:34 pm 
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Agent Don wrote:
Da fuck?


Well, he wants to...

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but...

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:shock:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:51 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:40 pm 
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That's fucked up.. Raping an innocent animal.


That's what she said...

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GoldenBrown wrote:
Agent Don wrote:
Da fuck?


Well, he wants to...

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but...

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:shock:


:lol: Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa :shock:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:21 pm 
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hahaha i was fucking SMASHED DRUNK when i posted this and i haven't drank in a LONG time. hahaha those were some of the funniest fucking replies. i only like human girls, but its beastiality for me kuz i am not from this planet! but i really do have a friend who loves to fuck sharks! i was w him, i saw it w my very own eyes! hes insane and i love him! he showed me how its done, we went down to the wharf downtown and the Capt/guy whatever he was; knew what he wanted, he goes "wadda ya want; a Dogfish?" haha and then we brought it to the woods and he performed oral and he kouldn't fuck that one kuz it was to small he said. haha he rules. oh yea and the pig fucker joke is just something i always thought was funny so it kame out big time when i was hammered last night! ha my account on Thats Phucked is "Pig Fucker" hahaha. so yea. oh yea, while i was hammered i got three new tattoos :mrgreen: my sister did her first one she did the Serious Sam logo PERFECTLY. thats what my other 2 bombs are supposed to look like. and she nailed it first try! and then her bf did a pumpkin skull on my hand. it kame out pretty good especially for his first tattoo! haha and then my friend Jay kame over and we have this joke where we always kall eachother "guy" and he tattooed it right by my elbow! haha.
yea sorry i haven't been on as much. i've been fucking busy doing nothing and its fucking busy! quitting drinking and heroin (i'm almost two weeks sober!) is like quitting doing a fun activity. haha you gotta really want to do it. now i'm finding things to do like, play Keno, watch a movie, and i'm getting back into shape and i'm gonna start skateboarding again! kuz fuck i miss skateboarding, i wish i never stopped. i was impressed w how good i was and i hurt myself so i stayed off it and took up drinking lots and lots of alcohol. then whenever i kouldn't do shit i used to be able to, i'd just get discouraged and depressed and give up. i just gotta do like 3 days in a row of a good solid, day long skate sess. but yea, keep the funny sex position thread going you guys, i wanna hear funny ideas no matter how stupid, sick, impossible, perverted, gay, dumb, or awesome they are! and we kan give eachother ideas and try them on whoever and whatever we want to and the world will know "Manhunt fans are the sickest!" hahahaha

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:11 pm 
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